Best answer ever

But sugar can be good for plants. I mean, not the acidity, but still.

Who gives bottled water to plants?

my kids also aren't buried in plant pots

Maybe I do give Coke to plants. You don't know me

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That's one big ass hand!
I can only fit one drink in mine and sometimes it even falls.

Because it has electrolytes.

I'm pretty sure ? doesn't go at the end of a sentence that beings with "If"

Howzat the "best answer ever"? This popsicle shit is fucking poison and will turn your kid into a toothless, autistic, fat moron.