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To find him, you have to complete the Fake Citizenship: America side quest to unlock Presidential Race: Chapter 1. Complete all of Presidential Race, then go to the secret Whitehouse garden at 4:11pm on a Tuesday. If you place sixteen orange table tennis balls on the bench next to the group of eight trees, the next week at exactly the same time and day he will spawn. You can buy the RPG Sword and MOAB-proof LARP Armour.

Psh, this is a hoax people, don't fall for it. Just like the unicorn merchant he doesn't exist in this game.

Are you saying the unicorn merchant doesn't exist in the game? Because I met him and got the unicorn sword, it's made out of pure unicorn horn. How would I have gotten that without meeting the unicorn merchant?

Haxor

THE UNICORN MERCHANT IS REAL, AND SO IS THIS EAGLE MERCHANT

ITS ABOUT AS REAL AS HEROBRINE U SCRUB

THATS JUST BLASPHEMY YOU HERETIC