The future is here!

And then there's an unexpected bump and someone loses their genitals.

And that's why you never do it on back roads

Or the unexpected stop, or the unexpected crash, or the unexpected anything. I'm not putting any part of me into a device meant to cut and grind and shred while I'm in a potentially unstable environment.

Ah well I'm going to enjoy

By "device meant to cut and grind and shred" are you referring to a vagina? Because if so we need to have a serious talk.

A mouth, he was reffering to the road head we mentioned earlier

Or anything really...I'd rather not put my hand into a paper shredder for example.
Or this fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qedfz8nTHO8

Oh, I misread that.