I did a thing.

What'd she do

I'm afraid i can't disclose that information
I'd be shot in three seconds

Fuck

*overcom*
Cover girl, one more outburst like that, and we will be forced to send... Them.

o.o
Shit shit shit shit shit shit please don't send "them"!

*thousands of girls in 1D shirts run in*

Uhhhh
I hate 1D

ANYTHING BUT THAT

AH MAH GAAAAD STAHBYCKS #CUT4JB SMOKE PEOPLE FUCK WEED IM 12 AND REFUSE TO WEAR CONDOMS *we had to do it* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

;-;

They're sending in Twilight fans also
No.
NOT THEM
SHE DIDNT MEAN THE JOKE ABOUT HIM
IM SERIOUS
THEYRE SENDING SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS
SIR DONT SEND THEM

That's terrifying

Pls make it stahp

*explosion noise* COVER GIRL NOWS YOUR OPEN WINDOW RUN

* opens windows and round like the wind*

Jesus

Ill see you a-ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

GUYS
THEY
ARE
SENDING
FEMANAZIS
I SUNG FALLOUT BOY OUT LOUD

dude fob would attract anyone
Especially me Cass and biscuit

What about me

You like fallout boy?

I own all the albums on itunes

Then it shall attract you too

*slowly drags across floor*

o.o

Oh god im getting attracted

*roaring in distance*
*insulted, crazed JB fan comes running, foaming at the mouth*

Did i ever tell the story about the time my disabled friend got straight up trampled at a JB concert

No but please do

Story time

Holy shit seriously
Im not suprised though. I'd rather dive into a mosh pit than get in the way of a pack of JB fans

C4 understands

So one time i was helping my friend walk through a crowd with her sister *crazy 8 year old JB fan* and she was trying so hard to walk and the doors opened and she just got fucking plowed by teens and kids for like 3 minutesand i dont think

-shes ever fully recovered

...was she okay?

Physically, after around a week, yea.

At least she's fine now

Yea,,,,,.,.,.

Sounds like a life scarring experience. Honestly we should just replace the military with fangirls and promise them a chance to meet them and get an autograph