15 reasons why you should never visit finland. Seriously

So glad this post is finnished

I like it when it's pitch black at night.

You've done nothing to convince me.

people in Finland better watch out for dropbears

So you are saying it IS a good idea to visit finland?

As a finnish I need to agree with you

*its *bland *what's

I want to go to Finland now.

I'm sorry. But if your transport is a laser beam, I'd be a little apprehensive about visiting.