I swear, this country is going to go to hell with all the stupid crap we're pumping out. Any of you seen idiocracy? The world is gonna end up like that.
http://www.apple.com/apple-pencil/
Jesus christ it's actually a thing. I'm not an Apple fan, but I'm not a hater either. I haven't called anything of Apple's stupid yet, except their absurd prices. But now I shall call this new product stupid. It's completely unnecessary as a separate purchase. Something like this should come with iPads. Maybe up the price of the iPad by $20-$50, but this certainly ain't worth $100.
The charge on the iDildo only lasts for four minutes and no room for extra girth. The Samsung Galaxy Dildo lasts for 15 minutes and has a slot for growth.
Jesus christ it's actually a thing. I'm not an Apple fan, but I'm not a hater either. I haven't called anything of Apple's stupid yet, except their absurd prices. But now I shall call this new product stupid. It's completely unnecessary as a separate purchase. Something like this should come with iPads. Maybe up the price of the iPad by $20-$50, but this certainly ain't worth $100.
"Siri, vibrate a little bit faster. "
This?