What I imagine it must be like

Its for the ghosts

Obviously, you take a running start, jump and catch the light fixture, and then swing across to the other side.

It's Spiderman's private lounge to chat with Indiana Jones

I'd grab a ladder, prop it on there, climb up, and bring the ladder up after me. Screw 'em

Challenge accepted

The stairway is invisible.

Choose game difficulty:
Easy: Use *ladder* from your bag
Medium: Use *grappling hook* from your bag
Hard: (Must have *Parkour Level 7.5* )
Jump from floor to desk, leap from desk, grab ledge, swing up
Congratulations! You have unlocked *Arrest for reckless endangerment*!

Okay guys. Sia has prepared me for this...
Iiiiii'mmm gonna swiiiiiing from the chandelierrrrrr

Then how did they take that picture?

Swing on the chandelier

Obviously there's secret passageways in the hotel that you have to find, and once you follow the secret passageways you get lead to this prime viewing spot of the hotel where you can sit on your throne and think with clarity... Success.

a club so exclusive no one can get in

How do they clean it