Take my money

Those cannot be practical.

Me- "I'd love to buy some of those chairs."
Shop owner-"They're on back order, and there's a bit of a wait."
Me- "That's cool, there's not rush. What's the wait."
Shop owner- "A decade."

That looks really super comfortable. My workday would definitely bebefit from a splinter in the ass.

And how much do they cost?

Kinda like the evolution of bonsai, I like it.