"What is that?"
"Drop it!"
"Get back here with whatever you're eating"
"Spit that out!"
"Open your mouth...open it!"
"Just because you've stopped chewing does not mean I don't know you've still got it"
"....and whatever it was you've now eaten it..."
"Don't eat that"
"No no no what are you doing? You can't eat paper!"
"Get off the dining table!"
"I love you too silly dog"!
"Spit it out!"
"Open your mouth right now!"
Me: "Bailey no drop it!"
*opens Baileys mouth only to see she already swallowed it*
Sis: "What is it?
Me: "I don"t know but it's gone."
"Drop it!"
"Get back here with whatever you're eating"
"Spit that out!"
"Open your mouth...open it!"
"Just because you've stopped chewing does not mean I don't know you've still got it"
"....and whatever it was you've now eaten it..."