Magnetic floating couch, I want this

I see this causing a head injury.

Flying nimbus! :)

Imagine the sex...... Or cuddles, if you're more into that

I would sleep on this.
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And probably never stop singing 'Castle on a Cloud' when I was on it.
It's in your best interests not to give me access to this.

*pputs rockets on that shit*
LETS DO THIS

all i see is how many ways i would manage to injure myself

Power outages would be fun on this