Flirting is not my thing

*is very short* excUSE me? are you making fun of me?

Um, *sweats nervously* YOURE A NICE POTATO. *scoots away*

If you were a tree, I'd never leaf you.

*stares awkwardly for a few seconds* um, uhh, um, I ATE PINEAPPLES YESTERDAY. *sits in awkwardness* (actual quote from experience)

Do "normal people" actually flirt like that though? Or people at all? Because that honestly seems really weird.

That's a better pick up line than "hey sexy" with a wink