Some people are so insensitive

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning

If you really ate danger for breakfast you would go to taco bell.

Working night shift gave me the ability to eat non breakfast food for breakfast. Now it feels like a superpower!

Have fun cleaning cheese and cream off of your gun dingleberry.

Since when was Mac n Cheese not breakfast food(it's also lunch, dinner, and snack food).

Mac 10 and Cheese.

'Murica

all I can think of is how hard that is gonna be to clean
I would never do this for a joke