What is the story? You decide.

9 years ago by twerkin4potatoes · 1905 Likes · 16 comments · Popular

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zipthesilver · 9 years ago · FIRST

Captain?

twerkin4potatoes · 9 years ago

I'm a Lieutenant.

zipthesilver · 9 years ago

*stands at attention and salutes* "good morning sir!"

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thefeistytiger · 9 years ago

OK, so I looked it up and apparently a schizophrenic teen's mom bought food for herself and not him and thing spiraled out of control and he ended up stabbing her in the arm. Full article here: http://hiphopwired.com/2010/05/27/overweight-teen-arrested-for-stabbing-mother-over-cheeseburger-video/

zipthesilver · 9 years ago

Thank you captain.

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bajasauce07 · 9 years ago

Ban cheeseburgers!

gamzee · 9 years ago

*gasp*

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guest · 9 years ago

Any of those stories would have been highly entertaining

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itsamemaria · 7 years ago

I think is the first, but would be more interesting if it was any other of the options

zipthesilver · 7 years ago

I have not been on this site in so long, and your comment brought me back for a brief moment. Hail r/DankMemes!

itsamemaria · 7 years ago

Woohoo

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