My dog all the time

SEE HUMAN I AM HAPFUL

So true.
"I GET OUT OF WAY" *walks directly into my feet as I'm walking*

Then there is cats...
Milo: human get out of my spot
Me: but...
Milo: ok I just sit on you then, peasant
Me: okay
Milo:
Milo: *scratches me and runs away*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK MILO
Milo: shh slaves shall remain silent

I WANT EAT NOW

This is sort of how I imagine Loki and Thor as children

This is me and my cat. I think he's secretly a dog but he won't tell me. And the fact that he won't tell me confirms he is in fact a cat.