That escalated quickly
9 years ago by kittycat_47 · 2032 Likes · 19 comments · Popular
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· 9 years ago
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Yea, really, why the hell would anyone want fishy kisses? I mean, seriously.
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kittycat_47
· 9 years ago
And "talking about my day" who the hell would want to do that, and listen to it?
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callitlife3
· 9 years ago
Guys, it doesn't escalate, it descends as his/her soul travels into the underworld in a ball of flames.
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amji
· 9 years ago
Tumblr people are so creative. I already knew the punchline when I saw the first sentence. Every joke contains some sacrifice to satan.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
One of these is not like the others. I mean who sings a sings a song?
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Me! I annoy my family with my silly songs for cuddling.
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c31107
· 9 years ago
What are 'fishy kisses'? They sound cute.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's when you hold someone's cheeks and blow air into their mouth. I dunno, they're weird, man.
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c31107
· 9 years ago
Whaaa??? ... :/
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cactuscake
· 9 years ago
I thought they meant that they would do all that at the same time
calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
Frankly, I'd be insulted if you didn't sacrifice me to Satan.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
I'm happy with everything except the last one
fenobarbidoll
· 9 years ago
damn, I was ready to sacrifice you to satan :(
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Oh
tyrantjester
· 9 years ago
The last one is more viable than the others.
norwegiangirl
· 9 years ago
"Yours hands"
tyrantjester
· 9 years ago
"Yours legs"
kiltur
· 9 years ago
Single Tumblr fat girls be like
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fenobarbidoll
· 9 years ago
Ignorant funsub users be like
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