A fire truck bed

My son wants to be a refrigerator

With or without the water and ice dispenser?

That's actually my passion.

Movie before bed maybe? It's a place to play too.

Dad's a single father who works potentially really odd hours, so the TV would be good for keeping his kid occupied with Tellytubbies or whatever kids watch nowadays. Gay midget pron maybe. Who the hell knows.

Yeah, a lot of little kids go to sleep easier, even if it's their favorite show, with background noise like that. I always listened to a fan when I was growing up.

At first I thought grandma was trying to say that gay midget porn was comforting background noise.

It's not time wasted if he changes his mind later because that's what he wants to be now... you think he will fit in that bed when he's older?

I decided I wanted to be a dentist when I was 5.... I graduate from dental school in 7 months.