Fun fact: Semele burned to death because Hera, Zeus' wife, convinced her to trick Zeus into showing her his true form. Semele made him swear on the river Styx (a promise that cannot be broken) but mortals cannot handle seeing gods in their true form so, poof!
And Zeus didn't actually give birth to Dionysus. His thigh was growing and Hera was going to notice so he magiced out the fetus and gave it to some wood nymphs and they put it in a tree.
Didn't Zeus also rape a woman while he was disguised as a swan and got her pregnant and she ended up giving birth to Helen of Troy? Or am I remembering things wrong?
Also-- GOATS!?