Sorry for the long post

Love these. I'll have to remember the febreze one...

The English language broke itself.

That last one completely reflects my feelings when I read stories on the internet.

I'd punch a kid, but only one of those kids who picks up small animals and hurts them. Fuck those kids.

But why was he following a black family?

Oh my god "I must save the popsicle cat" I'm so done