A lovely glass-walled library with a view of rain forest in Germany

Just throw in a few decades' supply of food and a shower, and it would be a new home

then read their stories..heh, heh, hehe...

*headdesk* Y u so dumb?

Not true. Temperate zone rainforests are actually a thing:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperate_rainforest
However, following that link and clicking on Global Distribution will show you that Germany doesn't seem to have any.