This is me my whole life. I've gotten in trouble more over things I DIDN'T do than over things I did do. Because unlike what people around me believe, I CAN lie. Apparently I can't truth, though. And that's where my problem lies.
AKWARD?? i looooove that. i can just tell the truth about everything or how i feel or what i think or smth REALLY embarassing and my friends are like: YEAH, youre lying again! and they dont believe a thing, but my concience is clean cause ive told them every dam thing!
"You're a spy, Beth."
"I'm not a f***Ing spy!" *laughs*
"See? She's lying!"