Female territory

I actually don't use bobby pins regularly but I see then everywhere around my house.

I don't use bobby pins, yet somehow have ended up with billions of the damn things. With this logic I have been very much claimed

Have you seen big hero 6? We're strategically placing our bobby pin nano bots and when the time is right, we'll activate them and take over the world. :)

Legitimately had a girlfriend who used to do exactly that with them.

DID YOU KNOW: bobby pins have their own FLOO POWDER to transport from place to place.

I don't use bobby pins, I mark my territory by my hair that is constantly falling off.

Nah, they are survivors of something terrible and the last Bobby pins form a tribe to find a new place to settle in the house.

THOSE BOBBY PINS MIGHT NOT BE FROM A WOMAN BUT FROM A MAN

That's how I'd 'mark my territory' if I hadn't lost all of my bobbies