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the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago · FIRST

well that must've sucked, in more ways than one

deleted · 9 years ago

That pun was more than average

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

why spank you

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rwby_rose · 9 years ago

Some people will do anything to get off.. dear lord..

deleted · 9 years ago

Isn't it actually a fetish that people "get off" to machines

rwby_rose · 9 years ago

Yeah probably.. I mean there's people who fap to mannequins so I wouldn't be surprised

sephoria223 · 9 years ago

yeah, it's actually pretty common.

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acegalaxi · 9 years ago

Don't use vacuums to get off, you might dy-son!

sephoria223 · 9 years ago

you win

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

you have out punned me good sir! I salute you!

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wildbill77 · 9 years ago

Officer doofy reporting for duty

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omglmnop · 9 years ago

Wow, so almost 7 Americans a day hurt themselves doing this. It must be awesome

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