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antongustavos
· 8 years ago
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Yeah you will die of something else far sooner, it's called HAPPINESS!
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lindsmolinari
· 8 years ago
actually, it's called stress. worrying about how bacon might kill you will probably kill you before bacon even gets a chance. however, eating bacon non-stop will definitelly kill you before you get a chance to worry about it. it's all about good measure, folks.
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antongustavos
· 8 years ago
Well actually, I was making a joke, in an attempt to be funny, since this is FUNsubstance :)
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lindsmolinari
· 8 years ago
oh, sorry. i didn't know i was supposed to laugh at the notion of dying really soon, happiness or no happiness. sort of seemed a bit dumb to me. you're right tho, it is supposed to be fun around here so props to you for trying. *thumbs up*
jackee500
· 8 years ago
It seems that you are also the only one around here that uses the correct still of him saying that. Congrats!
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paxxyagent
· 8 years ago
Im pretty sure eating 5 pieces every day will increase your chances of bowell cancer from 5% originally, into the extremely high chance of 6%
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guest
· 8 years ago
Yes, heart disease.
