When water leaks into the wall paint

*takes out a needle*

I would be so tempted to pop that

The building must be turned on by water

Your walls appear to have developed a malignant tumour. We must operate immediately, lest the cancer spreads.

Is that a water bulge in your paint, or are you just happy to see me?

Aw, when is the baby due?

Hmmmm, that's a lot of water *puts two towels under it*

the wall plug's expression is priceless
its literally saying "oh fuck"

I'm not a scientist but I don't think those towels are going to help much

Advert for emulsion paint?

gets pin

i feel like we are talking about pimples

Oh my god!! My house is pregnant

Am I the only one around here who wants to know what brand of paint that is?