I didn't ask to be born

Straight outta Calvin and Hobbes

Kind of true...weird when you think about it, that you can just make a completely new person and they just exist all of the sudden. But then they have to conform to our social norms that don't always make sense

So insensitive of them.

"I never asked for this" -Deus Ex

Damn it, parents. I could have been a cow or something rn

Dicks.
Also, fuck sake, crop those black bars before you post shit.