I'm a genius!

Saute them in some garlic and olive oil. Or do something better with them. And then invite me over.

I do the same thing with strawberries!

why? isn't that how eyeryone does it?

Been doing this for years there, sport....

I hate mushrooms but that is genius

Why have I never thought of this?!?

Yes, you are a genius. Why didn't I think of that?

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT THIS CONTRAPTION IS? For real though wtf is that thing usually meant for