Even world leaders need to unwind with healthy roleplay

Why would you use magic missile? I would have a wizard cast light on an arrow and shoot it in to the dark.

I equip tower shield and longsword to brace against roar

FUCK WHERE DID I HEAR THIS AUDIO?

I have an intelligence of 6 I think I know what I'm doing.

"You have my sword, and my staff, and my bunny bracelet" - episode of the IT Crowd where D&D is played