Putin is so badass

Stop Stalin and say a pun

I'm Russian to think of a pun.

Leave me alone! Lenin them is hard

X Marx the bomb target

I aint Putin up with these puns any more

I'll sputnik you in your place for not enjoying these puns. They're great. I mean, soviet if you're not into puns, but you have to have a soft spot for these ones. I mean, not all of these puns have been groundbreaking, but if you just took a Trotsky over to some of them you might laugh, at least a perestroika of them are good. To those of you making those great Russian puns, I say keep em' Kremlin. This is all good clean fun too, just jokes, no nudity, bad language, violence or blood and Gorbachev.