There has a to be a story behind this sign

Probably people licking their fingers to turn the page on books and such.

I have a feeling drugs or alcohol were involved

maybe Ariana Grande had something to do with it?

Someone was reading 50 shades of gray a little too intently.

Unfortunately you can't buy people...

Life doesn't change because you post a sign.

God dammit Miley! AGAIN!?!?!?!