A 3000 year old pair of pants

Comfortable and stylish

I honestly doubt that

Meanwhile the average quality of clothing today is so crappy that they break 3 washes in...

Not too bad, eh? But why do have they like a buttoned flapper-appearing patch for the crotch region?

Yeezy stepping his fashion game up

I'd wear pants that looked like that. Maybe with a more modern crotch but the rest looks pretty cool.