Is that a duck in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

*quack*

"Is that a dick in your pants?"
What else would it be, df?
*sees duck*
*rereads title*
Ohhhh. lel

Quack quack, MF.

Nope, it's a duck.

Why would you put a duck there in the first place?

When your phone autocorrects to ducking.