Fuck it, why would you argue with s crazy person? If you've explained your point and they don't get it, you just agree with them. "yes ma'am this chicken was fed with the greenest grass imported from Greenland. Very rare, we'll have to charge you a 15% handling fee, you understand"
Chickens do eat a little grass. A little. They'll also eat anything else. Like tiny goats, some of them. Grass. Cool. Corn. Cool. Poop. Cool. CHICKEN. Cool. They've also been known to eat cat food. Seriously. But if you find a purely grass fed chicken, that might not be a chicken.
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