oh ffs... the first time i saw this posted i thought au was Australia and i could not for the life me understand wtf it was on about. it makes so much more sense now.
Can u imagine what an Australian Harry Potter would be like tho? The train at 9 3/4 would run 20 minutes late and the letters of acceptance would be delivered by cockatoos and galahs
"I'm a what?"
"A cunt."