I want to sing but my throat doesn't want to cooperate

me: you smell like a flower
them: what?
me: i said you need to take a shower

RIP OUT YOUR THROAT

But yeah I wish I had any sort of singing ability but I have this huge dead range where I can't make any noise, but that's the pitch where most songs are sung.

Me: you look pretty
My friend Clara: what
Me: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY BYE

Liking for the beautiful comment chain