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Last week I was taking my pre-bedtime poo and some fucktard goes into the stall next to me and starts peeing. Everywhere except into the toilet. I had a pencil in my pocket and if I wasn't stunned at this display of immaturity and grossness I would have reached under the wall and stabbed him in the leg. I probably would have been jolted to movement if he splashed me and just gotten out with my pants around my ankles, punch him in the dick (or somewhere else painful), and go to the police after I finished my poo. Normally I'd just yell at someone but I'm 99% sure that's the same guy who peed on the floor twice before and barfed over a toilet. Not in a toilet. Over a toilet.
I hate that guy.
Last week I was taking my pre-bedtime poo and some fucktard goes into the stall next to me and starts peeing. Everywhere except into the toilet. I had a pencil in my pocket and if I wasn't stunned at this display of immaturity and grossness I would have reached under the wall and stabbed him in the leg. I probably would have been jolted to movement if he splashed me and just gotten out with my pants around my ankles, punch him in the dick (or somewhere else painful), and go to the police after I finished my poo. Normally I'd just yell at someone but I'm 99% sure that's the same guy who peed on the floor twice before and barfed over a toilet. Not in a toilet. Over a toilet.
I hate that guy.