Fellow glasses wearers can relate

Every. Damn. Time.

Story of my life ...

Is that you Velma?

Every fucking morning

Catch 22

I have sat on my glasses so many times looking for them

This happens to me so I make it a competition for my brother. Find my glasses and get something (usually a little candy or high five)

I wear glasses, but I don't have this particular problem, (I can see pretty darn well without them).

then you take like ten minutes to find them in area YOU SEARCHED IN FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS AND THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T THERE

This is talking to my soul

I have this problem but I turn on my phone camera and look through that

I get my kid to find them. I always tell her she is the best finder ever, so she thinks she is so good no one else can do the job as good as her.

It's even worse when you lose a contact and can't look for said contact with out said contact.