Shirts, sweaters... Anything

It's cold, I'm keeping my sleeves down.

I'm still keeping em down it's too comfy

Why? :/

I have rolled up sleeves right now

I just roll up my shirt sleeves while my girl is wearing my shirt.

Is this... true?

Its true dudes

1.5*0=0

Yep this is extremely true, idk why it works but it does. Maybe cuz it makes it look as if your arms are bigger, as in more muscle.

200% when they roll up their sleeves to give blood.

I'm like the only guy I know who does this and I feel bad for the rest because they're so ignorant
still single though so
make if that what you will

All the time I keep forgetting that funsubstances population is mostly female

Am real girl, will confirm. It makes your forearms look super nice and just....GAHHH! So much better than just long sleeves!!!!

Truth...but only if it's a long-sleeved shirt to begin with. Puh-LEEZ don't do the roll tee sleeves up to make arms look buffer thing...ugh.
Also, mustaches make you 50% creepier and beards 50% sexier...this is science.
But all that aside, if the guy has a great personality and carries a conversation, any and all physical "requirements" are null and void, at least for me.
I will take the less-than-Harliquin romance novel-hot guy with a sweet spirit and smarts over the hot-but-marginally-douchy guy any day of the week...in my experience, the sweet ones are better in bed too. Eye candy only goes so far.