Imagine that

........*starts looking for the hidden cameras*

Well that's one of those trillions of reasons to not be bored.

A lot of the endless number of things to feel alive are expensive

Master baiting.. Fo sho..

But I like masturbating.

And you have no money to do any of this

It's a privilege not many will ever experience....except maybe the last bit.

They forgot to include the fact that mom says no to everything