I hope

Losing water pressure when trying to rinse out shampoo is worse than losing hot water.

This is evil.

Calm down Satan

Did anyone else read it in his voice

I hope someone eats the food you saved in the fridge that you have been thinking about eating it all day.

I hope your internet doesn't stop but slows to a crawl so all your show just constantly buffer.

I hope all your downloads stop at 99%..

I hope your dog takes a really long time to make up it's mind on where to poop when walking him in the middle of winter.

Waking up a few minutes before the alarm goes is actually great, I think.