Wtf? Why?

Drugs
Not even once

*for not making eye contact...
.
But I'm looking at the police tape:
"Do not cross."

SHUT. UP. This can't be real.

how are you supposed to make eye contact with someone who looks both ways at the same time?

That's ok, in my hometown a man strangled his girlfriend for the restaurant forgetting mayo on his fast food chicken sandwich. There are definitely some crazies out there!