why???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Spot the explanation point.
At this point, sir, I believe that is NOT, in fact, a watermelon, but a new, classifiable form of sentient life... It might be wise to attempt contact before disposing of it and inadvertently causing an interspecies war...
That's a disgrace to watermelons everywhere
How dare they
I cannot believe