I was with my boyfriend for close to 3 years at the time and my doc asked if i was sexually active and my mom burst out laughing " she wishes!" . I just looked down in shame and said she was right. He then apologized to me for my sexual frustrations. My mom giggled the whole way home.
Yes- you can't go out as much anymore.
No- what a disappointment you are so lonely wow.
Me: uhm... No...
Mom: F**kin nerd.