Listen n00b

When you're level 90-100 in Battlefield and talking with the guy who's level 15-20

Young solider: Is that all the medals you were given?
Older soldier: First off I earned these medals they weren't given to me. Second, no the rest I left at your mom's house after I boned her while your Daddy watched.
(By the way this was an actual conversation that happen between my great Uncle who was a wwII veteran and a young man heading off to boot camp.)

literally posted on Funsubstance like a million times. We get it!