You will get some dank stuff

Then the pharmacist is like "Oh yeah. Sure." And gives you exactly the right thing.

They don't do this anymore. It's all digital. You usually fill out a form before you see the doctor that asks for your preferred pharmacy and everything is sent there directly. The few things that still require a prescription (narcotics) are printed out by an assistant or receptionist.

my parents are doctors and they are well aware of this, but they do it to save time, that's the secret.