I almost lost my shit during service

so i actually was at church yesterday and when they were singing this i kept thinking about this post (i've seen it before) and was just trying not to die of laughter

I had never thought of that line like that before.

Sounds like me tbh

Around 2000 there was a popular song with the phrase, "I've found Jesus." It sounds just like "Half-Pound Jesus", and I can't think of it any other way!

I'm not a native English speaker so when I was younger I didn't know what "tender" means, but I've seen it on a label of some sweet pastries that looked like little chocolate and cream rolls, so now I always imagine a sweet pastry while hearing this song.

SO IT'S NOT JUST ME

I can handle that, but when the reverend says "let Jesus come through you and in you" I lose my shit...oh boy.

Nah, you're good. God has a sense of humor. After all, He created farts.