I'm a professional at this.

So basically my entire life?

that's an oddly specific face

*knocks over vase*
dangit, i'll just put it back and rotate it to the not broken side
*knocks over something else and creates domino effect, destroying everything*
Well, i'll just run away then
*trips over a electrical cord while leaving, starting house fire*

Every single conversation with mom

Next step RUN!!