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Better to be feared than to be loved 3 comments
ism · 5 years ago
My band teacher has that! But it scares me that there are black stains under the lid...
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Am I being detained, hooman? 9 comments
ism · 5 years ago
I thought there was a giant owl next to a tiny owl at first. Oops
The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
ism · 5 years ago
Wait... I don't have a birthmark?
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Universe Explained. 16 comments
ism · 6 years ago
My author is illiterate.
Just messi 7 comments
ism · 6 years ago
I thought the sports bra was recognition to the US Women's National Soccer team during the World Cup 2015, specifically back in 1999 when one of the players scored a goal and took off their shirt in celebration.
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I'm Alive in my ass 396 comments
ism · 6 years ago
Love Me Again in my ass...OH NO!
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Is it just me? 9 comments
ism · 6 years ago
Understand the handwriting? I can't even understand what I need to write down!
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Instant IQ test 17 comments
ism · 6 years ago
BOOM! Headshot!
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Down for some breakfast? 8 comments
ism · 6 years ago
Add some whipped cream, strawberry (or blueberry) syrup, and some strawberries on top and I will DEVOUR THEM!!!
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aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
ism · 6 years ago
You are the BEST and coincidentally, I play trombone (bass clef) and soccer!
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aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
ism · 6 years ago
I play trombone, a bass clef instrument «='0
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aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
ism · 6 years ago
BUT I CAN ONLY READ BASS CLEF!!!!
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Bill Borrows Money 11 comments
ism · 6 years ago
if he borrowed money from his friend, the house owner, then he either repaid with electricity, water, gas, etc. House owners now just needs to pay the other bills!
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Crazy mario 4 comments
ism · 6 years ago
You shoulda added captions. What the characters say is hilarious
When I try to make a salad 5 comments
ism · 6 years ago
You did... you forgot the BBQ sauce dressing
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These two are so precious help me 37 comments
ism · 6 years ago
Well, there is a reason @danisnotonfire, I'd say you saved a life @amazingphil!
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What is this infernal trickery?! 11 comments
ism · 6 years ago
Anybody else say at one point and said,
"eh, i got enough already, let's do something else'
and then have to buy something and you don't have enough rupees?
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My kind of cat 17 comments
ism · 6 years ago
I thought it was a turducken? Are you sure it is not a turducken?
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What would you put in it? 80 comments
ism · 6 years ago
IF I CAN BREAK THE BOWL AND IT STILL WORKS:
More Infinite Bowls
Money
Food
Water
Electricity
BFs/GFs
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IF I BREAK THE BOWL AND IT CANNOT STILL WORK:
Money to buy the food, water, and make donations and get/fund more electricity.
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IF I CAN PUT MULTIPLE ITEMS IN THE BOWL SIMULTANEOUSLY:
Money and food and water (although that may make soggy food/money)
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IF I CAN PUT AN ITEM IN THE BOWL AND TAKE IT OUT AND PUT SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE:
Money and Food
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I raise you! Real life Daredevil 9 comments
ism · 6 years ago
Or the new super hero (drum roll please)... Dolphin Man! Aquaman's other sidekick's second cousin's twice removed friend's brother's friend
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Who's the b*tch now? 4 comments
ism · 6 years ago
What the dog was trying to say:
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HI!
Hi!
Uhhhh... hi?
Get outa mah face.
GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY FACE YOU STUPID B*ITCH!
*smacks him*
Fireworks on a windy night in Norway 3 comments
ism · 6 years ago
KA-ME-HA-ME-.........HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2016 11 comments
ism · 6 years ago
I had to spend Nee Years Eve/Day bsbysitting my cousins, while everybody else I knew were partying.
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Better do what the sign says 9 comments
ism · 6 years ago
But those shoes are awesome, I guess
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Signing up doesn't make a difference 10 comments
ism · 6 years ago
Please! Mercy! I'm still getting downvotes! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY FS!
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