When Arab's first class looks better that your house

Can I move in to arab's first class?

USA first class doesn't even look like the top picture. Maybe on a few select planes.

What happens when the plane hits turbulence?

Are you sure that's even in an airplane?

Wait what American first class is that i want that pls

Even Bill Gates doesn't have oil money, the rich in the middle east have skyscrapers as homes, first 5 floors just for cars.

Shiet. How about I just want to get to my destination and save money to party and have fun.

Except that costs around 10,000$

Emirates even has a shower on board of some flights (AMS-DBX for example)!

Australia's first class is just more leg room and better food

Yeah but I'm pretty sure the other classes in Arab flights ar shit