May for a daughter's name

Aw lucky!

I used to want to name a kid "Chritsopher" so he'd be sure to know what it's like to have a weird, constantly-misspelled name.

Mayonaise - Smashing Pumpkins
I would name my kid after that.

This is a supervillain origin story I'm sure of it

Can't it be short for Maybelle?

BUT WAIT- WHEN THE TEACHER IS TAKING ATTENDANCE ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, IT'LL SAY MAYONNAISE AND NOT MAY! So other people would know right?