If you have one of these I automatically think your a douche

That's what I was thinking when I first saw it but I have one, it's fun, and I'm not a douche.

It isn't a hoverboard but a few of my friends have them and they aren't douches. If you can't differentiate "you're" from "your", I automatically think YOU'RE a douche.

That's not a hoverboard that's a Segway with the handle removed...

I saw one of those being sold as a "Swagway".

Ya, they look awesome

It's like a Segway and a Ripstick had a kid together

That hover board is not going to be hovering for much longer....EVERYONE knows they don't work over water

My a douche what?

That's not judgmental at all . . .

My friend saw a dude riding one around and she said "those are very dangerous in crowded places" (we were in a mall a couple days after Christmas) and he just flipped her off or something douchey, I don't completely remember. The mall cops told him to get off of it like 5 seconds afterwards lmaoooo

The brand is called "hover board" that's why people call them that. Not because they are actual hover boards.

I would rather have a segway

I guarantee these things are going to end up getting banned like Heelys did.

ERMAGHERD DOS GENERATION AND THEIR NEW TECHNOLOGY THAT I CNTTT HANDĹLL EMAGHERD IF DEY HAVE WONE THEY MUST BE DOUCHES ERMAGHERD, I'M SO COOL FOR BEING DIFFERENT ERMAGHERRRRD! stfu asshole, ever ride on those things? It feels like you're hovering, hence the NICKname hoverboard.

The same was said when the first bicycle was popular

I have one and it feels like your hovering but its a metaphor in a way, I think its quite obvious it doesn't hover is a nickname. The real name is: Self balancing smart board. Aka: Swegway / Hoverboard

real hoverboards exist, tho

SWAGWAY i tell you its a Swagway

My manager at work said that she went to a party and they had hoverboards so i asked her did they have wheels and she said yes im like thats not a hoverboard and she said it was so i just walked away like whatever idiot